Match Reports & Results (2006/07 season - part 1)

 

Tuesday 26th December 2006

WILDEBEEST CUP
BBHC Old Farts 4-3 BBHC Wet Ears(H)
(Old Farts: Peter Richmond [FG], Sue Chivers [FG], Ian Palmer [FG], Andy Price [FG])
(Wet Ears: Joe Brown [FG[, Vince Moore [FG], Dazie Humber [FG])

 

Report 1 of 2

For a few solitary hours every year the Wildebeest Cup is taken from its place of honour in the BBHC trophy cabinet and during that time 11 or so men (who think themselves to be younger than they are) run around with 11 or so spotty youths (who should know better), and year on year a thoroughly good time is had by all. So it was this year. The weather was kind, but as we jogged athletically onto the pitch the captain's brow furrowed, because it was clear that our usual natural advantage (that of having studded footwear on a boggy pitch) was to be minimal. This year the pitch was firm and youths in fashionable but studless boots would be able to remain upright. Bugger.

Alan Sargent and Colin Brine had again been persuaded to take charge, this year sporting somewhat effete hippie outfits which served to underline to all and sundry the gravity of this fixture, and play began, with 11 men on each side.

I am sorry to say that the first half was somewhat dull, with hockey being played in a serious and cautious fashion, apart from one appalling assault from behind by one of the Price brothers on the vets captain (the captain cannot report which Price, despite each being hirsute different from the other. They all look the same to me, these youngsters). This assault was remarkable by the way it failed to attract a red card and possible police involvement. After this provokative incident the game continued to meander along unremarkably. At half time the score was 0 - 0, which was a disaster for the vets because usually if we are not 4 - 0 up at the turn we do not have a prayer once legs start to tire.

At half time Koki turned up, claiming ignorance of the start time. He would have received a significant hard time about this ambivalence for chronological accuracy, but he brought with him samosas and spring rolls for after the game, so all was forgiven.

The writing was on the wall when early in the second half the Wet Ears scored. They did this by running very fast for a long time without stopping. This morally ambivalent behaviour was not penalised by the umpires, and I have to tell you that the captain was beginning to doubt the umpires' partiality. Then, out of the blue, and totally against the run of play the vets scored, twice (not at the same time of course). Peter snuck one in by being in the right place at the right time, and Chivers got the second, in almost identical fashion. It looked as if we might not lose horribly after all. More distasteful rapid running around in packs followed from the youngsters (they don't believe in slowing down as the second half progresses - no wonder no one likes them) and the result was one of the most spectacular goals ever seen on the BBHC grass pitch. Graeme in our goal (sporting, by the way, a new and stylish helmet, making him look really good) did not stand a chance. We were obliged to applaud the goal admiringly.

However, once the applause was over it was clear to all and sundry that if we did not change our tactics we were going to lose, horribly. Not on my shift. The game suddenly became less precise on our part. In no time at all a green card was shown to a vets player (I will not embarrass that player by naming him) for enthusiastic obstruction. Simon was to be seen engaging in some father/son bonding activities which he claimed was legal. The none-shall-pass attitude that has served us so well, and so often, was the immediate downfall of our (lighter) opposition, and it came as no surprise when Ian snuck one in for us by being in the right place at the right time. 3 - 2.

With only a few minutes to go the youngsters changed formation, and decided to run around a little faster, scoring immediately (b*stards). The captain did not panic. A draw would be enough to retain the cup. Waves of youngsters continued to surge forwards, and all 22 legs of our 11 men were clearly flagging, but an unexpected breakaway saw four vets against three Wet Ears (only because those four vets had not been able to run fast enough to get back goalside of their opposite players) and Andy Price (who always scores, but left it a bit late on this occasion) snuck one in by being in the right place at the right time. The final whistle sounded. Somehow we had won.

Many people need thanking. Alan and Colin umpired in an amusing but authoritative fashion (despite this being a social occasion this is not an easy game to umpire, and they get the mood right every time. First class); Koki provided exceedingly palatable samosas and spring rolls; Barry Chivers gave up his boxing day afternoon to run the bar; Shaun Lanigan vicariously bought a jug for the victors.

In the bar, many liquid awards were given, mainly to Alex Webster as captain representing young goal scorers who buggered off early (poor form. Boo!). A challenge for next year has already been received, and accepted. Umpires have been appointed. I am also pleased to report that Shaun Lanigan, founder of this fixture, will be in England next year and is available to play (if selected).

The season so far. Played 8. Won 4. Drawn 2. Lost 2. Goals for 29. Goals against 24.

Our next game is on 6th January, away to Wallington. We leave at 12.30. Please confirm your availability if you have not already done so.

Happy New Year!

[Mark Bettany]

Report 2 of 2

Some people believe that the first Wilderbeest cup was initially played the day after the birth of Christ, 0 A.D. That as a mark of celebration of his birth the Sheppard’s, wise men, angels came together on a muddy field just outside Bethlehem and participated in a “friendly” game of hockey. However, the people who believe this are quite obviously a bunch of drunks……

So it was with high anticipation that the youngsters or “Wet Ears” marched out on to the battlefield, with body armour strapped down and paramedics at the read, the youngsters were ready for the always physical affair.

Playing on grass is not something that comes naturally for the youngsters, each year the number of players with experience on this foreign surface depletes. Despite the obvious “home advantage” for the Vets, the youngsters dominated them from the start. The Vets had no response to the passing and movement of the youngsters. In fact Ian Palmer stuck his head out of Alex Webster’s pocket to moan (something I am led to believe is very unusual for Mr Palmer) “This isn’t even a game, you’ve got the Prices in midfield and they are running the show and they aren’t even eligible.” Despite whinging like a small child, who’d just had his favourite Christmas present confiscated, Mr Palmer did have a valid point. Phil, was approximately 3 weeks over age and Steve forced to play elsewhere due to University.

There were a few other ineligible players who also starred, Adrian Webster, Ed Andrews and Mungo. However, due to Christmas being a family occasion, many of the eligible players had decided to spend it with their families…… selfish ba****ds.

Back to the point, the youngsters were all over the vets like cheap rash….
Despite the mass of possession the final touch was lacking. The vets best opportunity cam from Andy Humber, on the follow up from a short corner.
However, he seemed more intent on hurting Mungo in goal going straight for the heart…….. (the only way to kill a Mungo!) So the teams went in at half time with all the score even.

The second half saw a more attacking, yet less structured youngsters side come out. It was the youngster’s who took the lead when Joe Brown scrambled the ball over the goal line after some good work down the left. This new style of the play from the youngsters though left some holes in their (up until now) rock solid defence. Peter Richmond had equalised the score.
Minutes later the vets took the lead through Sue Chivers, the Vets only ineligible player who calmly slipped the ball passed the outstretched Mungo in goal.

Just like the youngster’s lead, the Vets didn’t last long either. A lifted shot at goal saw Vince Moore deflect the ball into the roof of the net. Two all and time was running out fast. As the youngster’s poured forward in search of a winner, they conceded yet another goal on the break. As Andy Humber, fired the ball with a stunning cross-field pass into the D, it was gracefully stopped with a foot belonging to Mr Palmer, Despite the friendly status of the game, it was promptly hammered home.

Yet again the youngster’s were behind, but yet again they found a way back into the game. This time though it was from Dave Humber who managed to scramble the ball home after a good initial save from Graeme Perman in goal.

With 10 minutes remaining the Vets pushed forward for a winner but despite a series of very questionable and highly dubious short corners it just would not come. It did finally though, after a long corner was deflected past Mungo and fell to Andy Price to put in to an open goal. 4-3, and this is how the score stayed despite several last ditch attacks.

So the trophy stays in possession of the Vets yet again, until next year that is, when the challenge has already been submitted. A challenge has also been offered for an end of season match on the youngster’s home turf of astro…… yet to be accepted.

[Alex Webster]

 

 

Saturday 9th December 2006

Men's Results
BBHC 1st XI 4-2 Worthing (H)
BBHC 2nd XI 1-4 Holcombe (A)
BBHC 3rd XI 1 -1 Gravesham (H)
BBHC 4th XI 1-0 Gravesham (A)
BBHC 5th XI 4-0 Old Bordenians (H)
BBHC 6th XI 1-4 Bexley Invicta (H)

 

Ladies' Results
BBHC 1st XI 0-3 West Herts (A)

 

Colts' Result (Sunday 10th December)
BBHC U14 Boys 0-6 Herne Bay (A)

 

Men’s Reports

1st XI
This weekend we took on Worthing at Erith School. A fantastic solo effort from Mark Ashby gave us the lead early in the first half. Andres Labourt then doubled our advantage from a well worked short corner. Worthing did try to carve out opportunities of their own. Their main threat coming from their centre back, who threw numerous aerials from deep inside his own half. However, the back four coped with these well and further solid defending meant that we finished the half 2-0.

The second half went much the same way as we continued to dominate the game. Kevin King scored our third goal when he deflected in an Andres Labourt free hit. And King's second of the game soon followed courtesy of another slick short corner routine. At 4-0 and with not much of the game remaining we then relaxed a little too much. Worthing started to have more of the ball and were awarded a controversial penalty which keeper Tom Golding could not keep out. We then proceeded to concede a second when we lost possession deep inside the Worthing half with almost the entire team committed to the attack. Despite these mishaps, a win for BBHC never looked in any doubt though.

Final score: 4-2. Another good result which sees us stay second in the table and caps a great first half of the season.

[Simon Myers]

 

2nd XI
A depleted 2nd XI, missing five key players visited a strong Holcombe side late on Saturday afternoon.

Holcombe started off well moving the ball round quickly and keeping possession for long periods of time. Initially the defence kept the oncoming attacks at bay but it was not long before Holcombe took the lead after a shot deflected off Alex Webster in defence and into the roof of the net. This kick started BBHC and they finally started to retain the ball for periods of time, however, they never really looked like scoring and Holcombe soon doubled there lead. Some slack defending allowed the Holcombe forward a one on one which was neatly finished off. BBHC did manage to grab one back though before half time, a nice move down the left finished off with a great strike from Andy Humber.

The second half was very similar to the first, with some good moves from Holcombe constantly putting BBHC under pressure. BBHC did manage to create a few chances but never really looked like scoring. Holcombe scored a further two in this half from a short corner and a break away attack.

Another disappointing performance for the 2nd XI, which could have been different with a full strength side.

[Alex Webster]

 

3rd XI
BBHC started off strongly against visitors Gravesham and created several good moves but the final killer pass was missing. Towards the end of the half though BBHC took the lead after a penalty stroke was converted by A Humber courtesy of the keeper’s weak hands. The half continued with BBHC creating the better of the opportunities but failed to further extend the lead.

BBHC did not start the second half off well, giving the ball away cheaply and losing out on the 50-50 tackles. Heads began to drop and the game became scrappy and physical from both sides. Gravesham managed to scramble home a goal and the game finished 1-1.

[Matt Thurlow]

 

4th XI
The 4th XI took the short trip down to third place Gravesham to face a high spirited side. With only 7 regular players we lined up in the best formation we could find and with strong starting pressure I was pleased with the way we were gelling. As we gained our first of many short corners, captain Darren laws said how he wanted it done and thanks to his vision it returned the required result. Darren pulled out, James Smith then slipped the ball straight back for Darren to slap into the goal in true captains style. Gravesham now riled started pushing hard and BBHC found their selves soaking up a lot of pressure defensively, however Gravesham produced very few chance and when the odd shot came James Breaker was up to the task. As we progressed through the second half it was much of the same, injury to Dave Jones then took BBHC down to 10 men this was followed by repeated challenges on Sam Cuthbert which forced him to take position up front while Jordan Laws dropped to right back yet it was this change that almost let Sam through to gain BBHC a second but for Gravesham's goal keeper. BBHC saw the game out with just the one goal from their captain to help close the gap on the top of the league. a well spirited performance by all involved and a great finish to the first half of the season.

[Darren Laws]

 

5th XI
The Erith astroturf pitch looked more like a muddy grass pitch when the team arrived for their final game before the Christmas break due to the quantity of dirty black sand which the rain of the previous day had washed into the corner. Thanks to the efforts of those who arrived early for clearing the pitch - I understand London Zoo have a vacancy for cleaning the elephant house for which any of them are now qualified.

With a number of regular players unavailable, the team comprised the remaining regulars plus a few new faces and despite this, all the early play was made by BBHC. With Phil Price and Adrian Webster dominating the mid-field, the visitors attacks broke down outside the '25' and the home goal keeper was reduced to being a spectator. BBHC dominance was soon put to full effect by forcing a number of penalty corners, from one of which the ball was forced home by Dave Humber. Old Bordenians took this as a signal to press forward with greater vigour, but despite some good runs by their forwards, were unable to place a shot on target. BBHC went further ahead following a well placed shot a goal from Lee Humber.

After the half time break, BBHC were placed initially placed under more pressure due to a surrender of the mid-field and this enabled Old Bordenians to force a couple of penalty corners, one of which necessitated a neat deflection by Simon Brown to avoid a goal being conceded. However, good order was restored when Phil Price extended the lead to three goals following some good running by Martin Agyei. The home side continued to press forward and created a number of chances, many of them falling to Udi Jayasuriya who throughout the game had seemed to find it impossible to force the ball over the line. Luck eventually went his way and he completed the BBHC score sheet and ensured that there was no way back for the visitors.

[Steve Webster]

 

6th XI
Two early goals meant BBHC had to chase this game and never looked like getting anything from this keenly contested affair. Despite pulling a goal back through Sammy Chana, BI won comfortably 5 – 1, a score line that was somewhat flattering. Despite a disappointing score line, the work rate and effort was commendable. We now enter the Xmas break at the halfway stage of the season having won four, drawn two and lost four. So far, it has been a very enjoyable and season with some pleasing results. Well done all, and I wish you all a Merry Xmas and a very Happy New Year….

[Tom Barnett]

 

Colts' Report

Un14 Boys

The under 14s visited a strong Herne Bay side in their last fixture before Christmas. Despite a solid first half defending BBHC were unable to prevent Herne Bay scoring two well worked goals and the second half legs saw legs tire and heads go down as they conceded a further four.

A slightly disappointing performance, which highlighted areas which the team really need to practise.

[Alex Webster]

 

 

Saturday 2nd December 2006

Men's Results
BBHC 1st XI 4 - 0 Horsham (H)
BBHC 2nd XI 4 - 6 Herne Bay (A)
BBHC 3rd XI 2 - 3 Gillingham Anchorians (H)
BBHC 4th XI No Fixture
BBHC 5th XI 5 - 0 Herne Bay (Walkover)
BBHC 6th XI 1 - 2 Ashford (A)
BBHC Vets 5 - 3 NPL Bulldogs (A)

 

Sunday 3rd December (Harrod UK Men's Trophy, 1st round):
BBHC 1st XI 2 - 5 Harpenden (A)
Ashby, K King

 

Ladies' Results
BBHC 1st XI 0 - 0 Waltham Forest (A)
BBHC 2nd XI 2 - 3 Marden Russetts (H)
BBHC 3rd XI 0 - 0 Tunbridge Wells (A)

 

Colts' Result (Sunday 26th November)
BBHC U14 Girls 1 - 0 Burnt Ash (H)

 

Men’s Reports

1st XI
This was not one of our finest performances of the season. But, as Alan Hansen always says, it is the sign of a good team when you do not play well and still win. Early goals from Kevin King and Andres Labourt put us 2-0 up and it looked like it was going to be an easy game for us. Horsham had other ideas, however. As the first-half went on they enjoyed an increasing amount of possession from which they managed to win several short corners. Fortunately they could not take their opportunities though.

There were a few harsh words at half-time. This seemed to do the trick as we played much better in the second half. Further goals for Kevin King and Andres Labourt doubled our lead. And some fine defending ensured that Tom Golding was kept relatively quiet in goal. A good 4-0 win that sees us stay second in the table. This Saturday sees us play Worthing at Erith School - 2pm start.

[Simon Myers]

 

2nd XI
BBHC were looking to continue their run of good form with yet another trip to the sea-side against 4th place Herne Bay.

The less said about the defending and umpiring (not you Mr Watson) in this game the better. In a fairly open affair BBHC managed to grab defeat from the jaws of victory. Having twice equalised in the first half, after some fairly sloppy defending they went in at half time with the score at 2-2. Goals from John White and Andy Franklin.

The 2nd half saw BBHC go behind yet again before two quick goals from John White and Allan Sains (courtesy of some laughable umpiring) saw BBHC take the lead for the first time. Despite this lead BBHC continued to push forward and got caught out 3 times from some swift Herne Bay attacking in the last 10 minutes.

Final score, a very disappointing 6-4 loss,

[Alex Webster]

 

3rd XI
After a fantastic win last week BBHC were looking to continue with that same form. But from the start of the game Gillingham & Anchorians attacked with some fluid passing BBHC defence soaked it up and counter attacked.

It took 20 minutes for the first goal, started off with Raj spreading play out to Dave “Porno” Mason at left back, who put a lovely ball down the line to Andy Humber. Andy reverse hit the ball to an incredible off the ball run from Matthew Thurlow who found himself at the top of the D with just the keeper to beat. He fired the ball in off the post with a satisfying “DING.” The lead was held for 5 minutes when Anchs finished from a well worked from a short corner

BBHC took the score to 2-1 up after Andy Humber rounded the keeper and blasted home on his reverse, with the defender on the line failing to cover the keeper’s embarrassed blushes. The score was 2-2 at half time as Anchs managed again to score another well worked short corner.

The second half was a scrappy matter, with a more physical approach from both sides.

BBHC failed to live up to the standards set in the first half second half. BBHC failed to hold possession of the ball for any length of time and 10 minutes from time saw Anchs get the only goal of the half and run out 3-2 victors.

[Matt Thurlow]

 

6th XI
In a close fought match, it was BBHC that started brightly creating a number of early chances. Gareth Jones was very unfortunate not to open the account as he struck the post following a well worked move. Nonetheless, it was not long before Laws finished clinically to put the visitors 1-0 entering the half – time break.

Unfortunately, the second half saw a change in momentum. Ashford pushed forward earning a number of short corners. This soon earnt them a breakaway equaliser, before taking a 2-1 lead. Despite their best efforts, the B’s were unable to level the scores. Credit to newcomer Jamie Saunders, who had an outstanding first half. However, man of the match went to Kortney who managed to pull off a number of outstanding stops from one – on – ones.

[Tom Barnett]

 

Vets
This week we hosted a combined NPL Bulldogs/Desperados team, who play in bright orange, making them easy to spot. The game needed a pitch inspection at 9am to get the go ahead, showing how soft it was, but it was playable. It was a game of two halves (as technically most games are). At half time we were 3-0 up. This was somewhat surprising because until half time the game was being played mainly in our half, but we kept breaking out and scoring against the run of play. I suppose if this happens three times, this must constitute the run of play, but you know what I mean. Our first came from a short corner, scored by Peter with a push at goal from two feet out which went over the goalkeeper, grazed the bar and stopped dead two feet over the line. Unstoppable. Ian smacked in two more before the the break (but before we get carried away with goal scorers again, let us spare a thought for those unsung heros who provide incisive passes for forwards to stroll onto), and the game was as good as over by half time. We reminded ourselves that what must not happen is for the score to go to 3-1, because we have been there three times this season, and tend to panic.

Within two minutes of the restart it was 3-1, and we started to panic. There was an invertion of the stylish ball-doing-the-work-stuff we had employed in the first half. We wafted, we fumbled, we missed, we fell over. Mercifully we were awarded a penalty (penalties are rarely seen in vets hockey. We have had four this season already. In the captain's opinion they are an overrated advantage however because we have now scored as many as two goals from our four penalties. This game's attempt was taken by Ian (without reference to the captain), and was remarkable in that the ball was propelled with such paucity of momentum that the goalkeeper had time to dive the wrong way, get up, and dive in the correct direction to pull off a save. At least it was memorable. The game continued with us scoring immediately following an interception from the restart - Anup dribbling into the D and putting over a bobbling cross which everyone missed as the ball made its unviolated way into the goal. Not many teams are more dangerous from opposition's 16 yard hits than our own penalties, but we seem to manage it. Ian secured his hat-trick with more deft stuff, and the game was won. The fact that in between time NPL snuck in two more (one a fantastically constructed short corner, which one could only applaud admiringly) made this game rather an exciting one to play. I like NPL's style. They are aggressive and a bit physical on the pitch, and generous and friendly in the bar, a perfect combination.

Everyone played well in this game, and so Dorisses were deemed inappropriate. Two Morrises were therefore awarded. One went to Ian for his hat-trick (since Ian did the honourable thing and got a jug in, the penalty incident was barely mentioned). The other went to Roy who had a very good game.

Sometimes captains have to make difficult decisions on behalf of the team, and a crisis has arisen in our ranks requiring a bold and I think immediate response. Up to now we have not had a designated penalty taker. Ian is proud of his penalty taking record (Taken 297. Scored 295, Missed 2) Sadly the 'Missed 2' column has materialised all of a sudden. BLY syndrome (Bernard Langer Yips) is a terrible thing to have, and worse to watch. I have moved on these two penalties too late I'm afraid, but a decision has been made, and the vets designated penalty taker is Francis. Let's hope he gets a chance to show us the way soon.

Thanks are due to Guru for umpiring, Frank for playing for NPL until all their men turned up, and to both Steve Webster and Andy Humber for each putting in assertive guest performances despite being inappropriately shod.

The youngsters had played a home game and were with us in the bar. The talk was all about the Wildebeest Cup, which is gaining alarming momentum in the Wet Ear's camp. The rules of this competition are being stretched somewhat year on year, and I want to put a stop to this. It began with over 40s taking on under 21s. It evolved to over 35s taking on under 23s. It is now over 35s taking on under 25s. Thus far and no further please. However the biggest rule violation I am not budging on. The legend on the cup clearly states that it is a competition between the Young Guns and the Old Farts of the BBHC men’s hockey section. If anyone is not a PAID UP member of the BBHC men's hockey section, they may not play. The fact that you were once a member of this club, however recently, does not qualify you to play. If you have left to play for another, more glamorous club, I applaud you and wish you well, but this is an internal competition. I trust I have made myself clear. No wittering. No ringers.

The season so far. Played 7. Won 3. Drawn 2. Lost 2. Goals for 25. Goals against 20.

[Mark Betteney]

 

Ladies’ Report

1st XI
BBHC ladies 1st XI team got off to a slow start against an enthusiastic Waltham Forest. WF came out strong and were rewarded by a number of short corners in the first half. BBHC defended well though and half way through the half began to play their own game.

As the second half started BBHC settled in well and put pressure on the WF defence. BBHC had their chances and yet again were unable to convert anything and the game finished 0-0.

Player of the match votes were qually divided between Karen White, Sally Wallace and Zoe Hubbard.

[Sally Wallace]

 

Colts' Report

U14 Girls

A brilliant win, well done girls, well deserved. A very professional performance that saw the defence soak up everything thrown at them and repeatedly catch Ash on the break.

But I do think that the spectators from both teams need a round of applause, it was very windy and we all had trouble standing up.

Team:
Milly Palmer, Hannah Johnson, Lauren Frankis, Sorcha Crowley, Humaira Zahir, Maddy Zahir, Ellie Kember-Hollands & Hazel, Madison, Sydney, Annie & Doris.

[Dee Palmer]

 

Saturday 25th November 2006

Men's Results
BBHC 1st XI 6 - 3 Herne Bay 1st XI (A)
Andreas Labourt [2], Kev King [2], Mark Ashby [2]
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 1 Canterbury 4As (H)
Allan Sains
BBHC 3rd XI 8 - 1 Old Bordenians (A)
Andy Humber [4], Dave Humber, Steve Porter, Raj Matoroo, Andrei Mendis
BBHC 4th XI 2 - 0 Marden Russets (H)
Rob Porter, Scott Bennett
BBHC 5th XI 0 - 2 Tunbridge Wells (A)
BBHC 6th XI 2 - 0 Cliftonville (H)
Tarin Chana, Ravi Chana
BBHC Vets No Fixture

 

Ladies' Results
BBHC 1st XI 0 - 1 Bromley and Beckenham (H)
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 5 Ashford (H)
BBHC 3rd XI 5 - 0 Gore Court (Walkover) (BBHC won the friendly 2-0)

 

Colts' Result (Sunday 26th November)
BBHC U14 Boys 0 - 5 Tunbridge Wells (H)

 

Men’s Reports

1st XI
During most of the men's games at the weekend, it rained. A lot. It did not rain in Herne Bay though. Which is surprising, as Herne Bay is one of the few places with a higher annual precipitation than a South American rainforest. However, Saturday was to be a day of surprises and Herne Bay's temporary drought was typical of the good fortune that was to come.

Herne Bay took the lead from a weakly flicked short corner that keeper Tom Golding should really have saved. The sun was low in the sky and shining brightly in the defence's eyes at that point. This may have explained young Thomas' rigor mortis as the ball travelled towards the goal. Whatever the reason, we were 1-0 down.

We rallied well though. Kevin King levelled the scores through a goal that he scored with his eyes closed. Apparently he was dreaming about how to free his bike from the railings outside the Club (the result of an earlier mishap whilst showing off) when, fortunately for us, the ball accidentally struck his stick and went in. Then, despite Herne Bay having the much better of the possession, Ashby scored to give us a 2-1 lead at half time.

The second half saw a slightly improved performance from us. Kevin scored his second of the game when he hit a short corner which the keeper somehow managed to let under his left foot. He too may have suffered temporary sun blindness. We did not care. More good luck for us and a 3-1 lead. Andres converted a couple of shorts either side of an Ashby tap-in and we then won a flick when Jon Lite's shot was stopped on the goal line by a Herne Bay foot. How the defender missed the ball will remain one of life's great mysteries. Perhaps his vision was impaired by tears of laughter caused by seeing a grown man flick the ball with all the power of an octogenarian granny. Anyway, Ashby converted the flick to make it six.

We did try our hardest to let Herne Bay back in the game when Jon Lite and Steve Harding both saw yellow for acts related to stupidity (Jon could argue his yellow was harsh, but his response was one of gross idiocy). However, fortunately for us, a couple of decent saves from Tom and a bit of last ditch defending meant they could only manage to score a couple of goals in between our four. Final score 6-3.

[Simon Myers]

 

2nd XI
A Canterbury side, (with a few well known faces) visited BBHC 2nd XI on a ridiculously wet Saturday for a top of the table clash. Both sides started of strongly working some good passes together but it was not long before Canterbury found their stride and soon put some serious pressure on the BBHC defence. After holding out for 15 minutes it looked like Canterbury had taken the lead but this was disallowed as the strike was from outside the D. BBHC continued to defend valiantly and began to create several chances of their own, the best a half volley falling to Phil Price but this was tamely put wide.

Canterbury finally managed to take the lead, when the ball was lost in midfield. The swift attack saw them play it around the BBHC defence and was slipped in past keeper Jordan Laws. BBHC managed to keep the score to 1-0 but failed to come close to equalising before half time.

A stronger BBHC came out in the second half and put Canterbury under from the start. BBHC thought they had equalled the score when a strike from outside the D nicked Allan Sains stick, but this was not seen by the umpire. Canterbury continued to look for a second, in an attempt to kill off the game, but failed to really put pressure on the BBHC goal. The score was finally equalled by Allan Sains making no mistake form a one on one with the keeper, neatly slipping it under him on his reverse stick.

From here on, it was al BBHC. Good passing throughout the team stretched Canterbury, especially with the pace of Andy Tither down the right. However, another goal was elusive, with the Canterbury keeper making several outstanding saves.

So it ended 1-1, with the points shared. A fair result, which sees both teams remain joint at the top.

[Alex Webster]

 

3rd XI
After last week’s fantastic win against Blackheath, BBHC were looking to extend their winning streak. This they did and with style. From the starting whistle it took 48 seconds to score from Andy Humber, who unusually finished off in a gentle manner. Then 5 minutes later he doubled the score. With Old Bordenians flying high in the table, this was an unexpected, but more than welcome start to the game. As the half continued, BBHC’s good passing and movement off the ball continued. They went in at half time leading 6-1, with Old Bordenians having managed to score on a rare attack.

With the result already a forgone conclusion, BBHC were content to sit back and soak up the repeated onslaughts from Old Bordenians. BBHC countered on several occasions and managed to further extend the lead.

This was easily the 3rd XI best performance of the season and a deserved result. Goals from Andy Humber [4], Dave Humber, Raj Mathoroo, Steve Porter, Andrei Mendis.

[Matt Thurlow]

 

4th XI
The 4th XI fell short of regulars as we faced Marden Russets at home. With a few new faces to the team and a couple of players playing slightly out of position we made hard work of the game considering that Marden are low down the league. As the game progressed though BBHCs possession started to become more threatening and more constant resulting in several short corners. After the first couple had failed we switched it around and from Darren Laws' pull out a great strike put us 1 up. Marden now pushed even harder for an equaliser and as BBHC lost there passing game a little, the defence found themselves working hard to keep Marden at bay. However the dribbling game soon died and a succession of passes saw us create numerous chances before earning another short. Changing it around again it was Scott Bennetts turn to get on the score sheet with a goal of similar style to the first. Final score 2-0 with BBHC thankful that a number of missed chances didn't prove vital.

[Darren Laws]

 

5th XI
BBHC arrived at a blustery wet Tunbridge Wells astro early on Saturday with only 10 players and found that the home side were in no mood to take any prisoners as they began to attack fiercely from the start. Fortunately for the visitors their finishing in front of goal lacked the quality of the approach work allowing the defence clear their lines with ease. BBHC eventually started putting together some good passing movements, although without two of their regular attackers they were not sufficiently incisive to apply much pressure to the home defence. Eventually, mid way through the half, they did produce one breakaway which resulted in a tackle from the goalkeeper which conceded a penalty stroke. Ben Page stepped up to make his mark on the game, but unfortunately the goalkeeper was equal to his efforts. This let off spurred TW to renew their efforts and they managed to take the lead from a very weak reverse stick shot past the stranded goal keeper. It was at this point that the weather, which had been light rain propelled by a gusty wind , turned really foul with frequent heavy showers travelling almost horizontally across the ground making the game equally unpleasant for both sides.

After the interval Tunbridge Wells renewed their assault on the visitors goal, but it was obvious that their half time team talk had not included instruction on how to score goals as their finishing continued to be poor. BBHC continued to make occasional raids on the home defence with probably the best chance falling to Sammy Chana who was unlucky not to beat the advancing 'keeper with a flick during a one on one at the top of the 'D'. With the weather continuing to make the game unpleasant for both sides, Tunbridge Wells increasingly made use of their numerical advantage and their substitutes to put the visitors defence under pressure eventually putting the game out of reach by scoring from a penalty corner with a flick at the far post. Both sides were relieved when the final whistle sounded, although the elements had the last laugh as then rain had by then ceased and the sun began to break through.

[Steve Webster]

 

Hamlets (Vets)
The game against Farnahm Common was concelled this week, there being insufficient available players to make the trip viable. Several playes helped other sides, which I know was appreciated by Paul Harvey (who played for the second XI this week sporting what appeared to be a very fetching tea cosy on his head, such eccentricity revealing that he is nearly ready for vet’s hockey).

Next week we are at home to NPL Bulldogs. 2.15 start. It will save me many phone calls if you could confirm your availability. Guru, would you like to umpire?

[Mark Betteney]

 

Ladies’ Report

1st XI
BBHC started off with a fast tempo and created many chances in the first half but were unlucky not to convert anything. BromBeck’s tried to pass the ball around but the BBHC structure were under too much pressure and consistently missed easy passes and lost possession.

BBHC went into the 2nd half with the score still even. After several more chances that were nearly converted, the opposition counter attacked and caught BBHC out. In the dying seconds of the game, BromBecks stole all 3 points by taking a 1-0 lead, leaving BBHC no time to find an equaliser.

[Sally Wallace]

 

Colts' Report

U14 Boys

Sunday saw a strong Tunbridge Wells side visit the ever improving BBHC side. The home side were on the back foot from the start with the larger T.W. side stringing some good passing movements together. Despite some strong defending throughout the 1st half, BBHC went in 2 – 0 down though.

The second half saw a stronger BBHC performance with several good attacks formed. Despite several periods of pressure on the T.W D, BBHC were unable to finish off. With these regular attacks forward, this left the defence a little more exposed and BBHC conceded a further 3 goals.

[Alex Webster]

 

 

Saturday 18th November 2006

Men's Results
BBHC 1st XI 5 - 3 Folkestone 1st XI (H)
Andreas Labourt [2], Mark Ashby [2], Dan Lucas
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 3 Sevenaoks 3rd XI (A)
Allan Sains [FG]
BBHC 3rd XI 5 - 0 Blackheath (H)
Andy Humber [3], Mark Pellat, Kevin
BBHC 4th XI 2 - 2 Sevenoaks (A)
John Gibbard
BBHC 5th XI 7 - 2 Old Williamsonians (H)
Martin Agyei [3], Adrian Prong [2], Rob Porter, Johnathan Rookes
BBHC 6th XI 0 - 5 Folkestone (A) (Walkover)
BBHC Vets 4 - 3 Kenley (H)
Kokie [2], Ian Palmer, Anup

 

Ladies Results
BBHC 1st XI 4 - 0 St Albans (A)
Ashleigh Davenport [2] Georgina Light, Sam Hall
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 3 Sevenoaks (A)
Sarah Whale
BBHC 3rd XI 7 - 0 Old Williamsonians (H)

Kent Cup (Sunday 19th November):
BBHC 1st XI 0 - 1 Canterbury 2nd XI (H)

 

Colts' Result (Sunday 19th November)
EH U18 Boys' Cup (1st round):
BBHC U18 Boys 0-2 Guildford HC (H)

 

Men’s Reports

2nd XI
Top of the table BBHC visited fellow high flyers Sevenoaks hoping to recreate the magic that they had found last Sunday in the cup.

Both teams started off brightly with Sevenoaks making some early forays into the BBHC D. However, the BBHC defence picked up and soon shut out this danger. BBHC began to dominate the midfield and created the opportunity. Soon both teams suffered a “setback” though as “Captain” Derren Westbrook was sent off with his opposing number for a colourful slanging match.

BBHC took the lead from a well worked down the right, started by Adrian Webster and finished in sensational style by Allan Sains. This lead didn’t last long though as Sevenoaks came right back at BBHC. The Sevenoaks midfielder ran into the D unopposed and slipped the ball passed the outstretched Jordan Laws in goal.

Both teams went in at half time believing that a win was possible. Both teams came out playing some good attacking hockey and created several chances. Sevenoaks took the lead though after a concentration lapse in defence saw the ball blasted home from an acute angle. As the tension built, tempers began to flair. Over the half the home side were given a further 4 yellow cards compared to the BBHC one, Johnny Light. The remainder of the second half saw BBHC dominate, but some superb keeping by the Sevenoaks custodian was the only thing that stopped BBHC getting the win. The game finished with a penalty stroke, won by a rare Sevenoaks counter attack. The final score, a disappointing 3-1 loss. BBHC are now level at the top of the table on points, but play Canterbury next week, who are joint top and with a game in hand.

[Alex Webster]

 

3rd XI
After a poor performance last week BBHC were looking to make a good start. The passing was good in spells and the defence was strong with no real chances falling for either team until 25 minutes into the first half when Andy "The Hammer" Humber scored yet another goal. BBHC went in at half time winning 1-0.

BBHC started the second half strong trying to kill the game off. It didn’t take long for "The Hammer" to score his second from open play. BBHC were cruising now and Jim Jackson had little to do in goal, the only chance Blackheath created but was saved well. It was shortly after, when Mark Pellat put the game even further away from Blackheath’s grasp with a nice tap in from a well worked move. BBHC did not sit back though and continued to push forwards and they did with Andy Humber completing his hat-trick with a tap in past the keeper. The final goal was from new arrival Kevin (a former Rasra colleague of the hat-trick hero Andy) who beat the goalie from 5 yards.

A well deserved win which see the 3rd XI keep pressure on the top of the table.

[Matt Thurlow]

4th XI
BBHC took the short drive to Sevenoaks setting off with a ten man squad. With no luck in finding a final man we lined up in a 4-4-1 formation. 1 minute in and the ten man approach saw results as Steve Neville slipped the ball through to Ross Pearman, bypassing the Sevenoaks defence and Ross finished it off to take a 1-0 lead.

30 seconds later and slack defending saw the score even again. Sevenoaks then took the lead just before half time. Now fighting an uphill battle with tiring legs we dug deep and created numerous chances but lacked the extra player to knock them in.

As the final minutes approached a short corner was won. The short corner broke down but the Sevenoaks clearance only got as far as an approaching John Gibbard, whose strike sailed into the right hand side of the goal for a 2-2 draw producing a fair result on the day.

However with an 11 man squad the story could have been very different. A hard battled performance by all involved.

[Darren Laws]

 

5th XI
Having suffered two consecutive defeats by the odd goal in five on previous weekends, BBHC realised their potential against the visitors from Old Williamsonians. From the start the majority of play was in the visitors half and it was not long before Adrian Prong took the opportunity to open the scoring from a short corner and doubled the lead shortly afterwards in similar manner. True to form, BBHC then spent a lot of effort in not scoring from chances that they created, although to be fair, the Old Williamsonians goal keeper did produce some outstanding saves to keep them in the game. Eventually the lead was increased to 3 when Jonathan Rooks managed to flick the ball passed the prone 'keeper.

After the interval BBHC continued to dominate, although the visitors did manage an occasional excursion towards the home side D, although their efforts were soon suppressed by the back four. The lead was further increased to 5 goals following the efforts of Rob Porter and Martin Agyei, although this caused the introduction of a substitute mid field player by the visitors who soon began to make the game more challenging. A short corner shot was parried by the BBHC defence but the ball, which a first appeared to be safely rolling off the back line, was collect by an alert forward and reached the goal after a shot at an acute angle deflected from the advancing 'keeper.

This spurred BBHC to restore their lead through typical run past the defence by Martin Agyei, who was unusually playing at left mid field. Not to be totally overshadowed, the substitute OW's mid field player rounded the BBHC defence and dispatched a waist high shot at goal, again from a narrow angle, which reached the net via the outstretched hand of the 'keeper. Shortly after this Martin Agyei completed his hat trick to ensure that the five goal margin was maintained at the end of the match.

[Steve Webster]

 

Hamlets
What we needed this week was a confidence-enhancing win to blow away memories of hard-fought reversals, but perversely what we got was a confidence-sapping victory, in which defeat was so nearly plucked from the jaws of the other thing. We've all owned cars that run in an unsatisfying but adequate way. Such is our season, and this quietly irritating misfiring continued this weekend. Kenley were our visitors. A more friendly, engaging bunch of blokes you could not hope to meet. They play hockey (in stark contrast to their local neighbours, Purley) in a friendly, engaging way. Historically we win more than our fair share of games against them. We won this one. 4-3, but what a pig's ear we made of it. I am going to suggest that we stop going 3-1 up on teams. We always become immediately useless.

Mutterings are afoot. Clandestine voices are furtively suggesting that perhaps the captain is not taking the season seriously enough. They say that all this 'Simon, then Koki up front' malarkey can only disrupt the shape of the team (although these voices are not Simon or Koki's). Alternatively, perhaps we are all getting older, slower and more useless. Perhaps Kenley played well. All, some, or none of these may be true. But a win is a win, and we should be grateful.

So to the details. I don't know why forwards make such a fuss about how hard it is to score. Every time a full back goes up front, he scores. Like Simon, Koki will not be buying us all dinner at the end of the season. He started the game at centre forward, and had been playing up front for only three minutes when he smacked in his first goal, deftly controlling the ball in the D, moving it to his strong side and fair thumping it into the goal. Back boards were not designed for such punishment. He held his stick aloft in Dennis Taylor style all the way back to the half-way line. Fifteen minutes later, he did it again, exactly the same. He scampered back like a crazed gazelle. For a man well into his 40s, Koki can celebrate a goal with the best of them. He nearly got a hat trick but his shot was saved, and Anup was there to smack in the rebound. What an easy game hockey is. Later on some other things happened, all of them bad, including some elegant toe-tapping pirouetting from Clayton in goal, ("I couldn't see the ball down there") which led to the softest goal ever seen in the history of hockey. I am also obliged to report that a gaping open goal was missed by the captain, the ineptitude of which resulted in total disbelieving silence on the pitch, a noiseless feature which sadly was not reproduced in the bar. After more Kenley goals the game looked to be going the way of all flesh again, and it was good that Ian secured our 4th goal. The last few minutes were tortuous, but we held on (to Kenley's credit, we did no more than hold on), and the game was won. Not convincing, but the statistics look a little better.

Apart from Koki's heroism I would like to pay public tribute to Peter Richmond who tirelessly ran the Kenley defence ragged, and was a constant threat. He is a quiet player, not given to drawing attention to himself (a characteristic I admire) but we are considerably weaker when he is not playing, and this week he was brilliant. While we are discussing under-stated players, Frank Andrews (constantly solid in the tackle) must also get a mention. An outrageously appalling decision went against him, and whereas some players shout and rant, Frank just looked at the umpire, fleetingly, but with venom. Since at the time the captain was that umpire I can tell you that I am never going to give a decision against Frank again. Underneath that gentle exterior is a man of barely-fettered malice and in one glance the umpire got the lot.

Ian selected the awards. The Morris went to Koki for scoring two goals (Ian has an overly-developed appreciation of the value of goal scorers, which the captain finds distasteful, but Koki deserved it). The Doris (can you believe this) went to the captain for missing that open goal (again, one-dimensional criteria from the Doris selector. There were many mitigating circumstances resulting in the miss, but since I know no one would be interested to hear them, I shall decline to prepare the list. And anyway, surely Clayton must have been a Doris candidate etc, etc, bleat ...). At least it was a nice drop of Doris nectar, so Ian is not all bad.

Thanks are due to Ken and the captain for umpiring, and Jagi for providing the oranges at half-time, a role he has promised to continue. Good.

So, the season so far. Played 6. Won 2. Drawn 2. Lost 2. Goals for 20. Goals against 18.

Next week we are away to Farnham Common. We are leaving at 12 noon. At present I only have 8 names, and no designated goalkeeper or umpire, but I am on the case. Designated goalkeepers, umpires and drivers should waste no time in applying.

For the following week (a home game against NPL Bulldogs) the team will be selected from Roy, Peter, Alex, Jagi, Francis, Mark, Simon, Koki, Ken, Ian and Frank, all of whom have paid annual subs either by cheque or standing order. If your name is not on that list please arrange to become so, or don't be offended when non-selection comes your way, which it will.

In spite still recovering from a couple of cracked ribs, Graeme prepared the pitch for us, rolling it and marking it out. This is beyond the call of duty. His contribution should be publicly acknowledged, which I have now done. I regret the previous omission

[Mark Betteney]

 

Ladies' Reports

2nd XI
Game 8 in the 2nd eleven fixtures, and so far the stats show: played 7, lost 6, won 1. So the pressure was really on for the BBHC girls at Holybush in Sevenoaks.
It has to be pointed out that luck has not been going our way at all so far. The results paint a dismal picture. The reality has been a bit better, we have had good chances and been denied by umpires, and good goalies. The rest we admit is down to us.

The game commenced, and there was good work rate from BBHC. However it was Sevenoaks who opened the scoring in the first half from a short corner. It was not long after this though that BBHC got back on even ground. A Zoe Hubbard dribble in the D, saw a slip to Sarah Whale who reliably buried it in the goal. Major relief spread through the team and we were back on for our first win since Oct 7th. However, five or so minutes before half time whistle, Sarah "Never been carded in 30 years" Whale got shown a “mega”, “brutal”, “harsh” yellow card. It was a bit of a shock, and not deserved. Brandishing a card because a player asked why they had been penalised is a bit strange to say the least." so we had a ten minute period all in all with only 10 players on pitch."

Second half saw an overall good performance from the B's. But crucially we failed to turn the chances into goals. Likewise we were unable to keep Sevenoaks from increasing their goal tally. They got another goal from open play, when the defence were punished for a moment of poor marking. BBHC had a few short corners which we failed to convert. Something, which has clearly been a weak spot for us.

Then with only a minute on the clock there was a shot in the BBHC "D", which Ali Prior tried to block, it flew up from her stick, travelled in slow mo and lobbed our keeper. Well it was hard to judge in the glare of the sun if it was going to go over the crossbar, or just creep in. 3rd team goalie Kirstin, who had come to our rescue on the day, put her stick up to stop it, rightfully taking no chances, but the ball fell down to earth the wrong side of our goal line. That pretty much sums up the kind of luck we have had. It didn't matter to the result, but it was a parting "kick in the teeth" which we have become accustomed to of late.

So we have got a real task ahead, and we must get better and start winning.

[George Smith]

 

3rd XI
The ladies 3s travelled to Old Williamsonians this week, knowing they needed a win against a confident Old Willies side. With a classic 4-4-2 formation BBHC ladies got off to a flying start to score the 1st of the match. BBHC, however, were a little too lax after the good start and allowed Old Willies a good chance, saved well by Sarah Brine. A short corner was stopped on the line by defender Mel but the flow up resulted in a penalty stoke. BBHC kept the lead though with the stroke being saved. BBHC then promptly took the ball up the other end and doubled the score. The passing was quick and confident and BBHC went into half time 2-0 up.

The 2nd half started with the opposition creating chances at will. But BBHC came back with some good passing and communication and again scored. However, it wasn’t long before Old Willies got one back with the BBHC defence losing the ball cheaply.

BBs were not about to settle on the lead though and further extended it. Old Willies did not take kindly to this and became quite physical. BB did not let this stop them though from getting another 3 goals and running out worth 7-1 winners

 

BBHC 1st XI 0 – 1 Canterbury 2nd XI : Cup Match
A freezing cold Sunday afternoon saw BBHC 1s XI host Canterbury 2nd XI in the cup. With good preparation BBHC were confident that thing were not going to be easy for the strong Canterbury side that had made the trip up to Erith School.

The good preparation obviously worked for BBHC, they defended strongly as a unit and limited the visitor’s goal scoring chances to a bare minimum. BBHC played the ball around well and presented the Canterbury defence with much to think about. However, the final penetration into the opposition D was lacking and a goal was not to come as they sides went into half time.

The sides returned from the long half time hoping to recreate the first half performance. They managed to do this too; the strong defending continued and extra-time was looking like a real possibility (much to the disappointment of the now frozen crowd). As the half wore on though BBHC began to tire (after a tiring 4-0 win the day before) and Canterbury’s skilful players soon began to find gaps. The deadlock was finally broken from a well worked short corner 10 minutes from the end and despite some late surges from BBHC they were unable to find a way back.

A fantastically disciplined performance from BBHC which could easily have seen them sneak a win. Julie Somers-Bayley was voted player of the match for some good defensive work.

[Alex Webster]

 

Colts' Report

U18 Boys
BBHC faced the daunting visit of Guildford HC in their 1st round match in England Hockey's U18 Boys' Cup with a squad depleted since last year. Much of the first half saw honours even as both sides sort to test their opposite numbers. BBHC played rather deep, allowing the visitors' defensive line to play as high as the halfway line and crowd out the BBHC midfield as the half went on. Sam Ashenden and Toby Pendergast were often hemmed in by 3 GHC midfielders whilst in possession. Resolute and assured defending from the BBHC back line kept us in the game and the width provided by Andrew Mendl on the right of midfield was a vital outlet in the first 20 minutes.

However, GHC kept up the pressure throughout the half and a double-blow before halftime seemed ominous. First, their number 10 slotted the ball home from open play just before the half hour, then another goal-bound attempt 2 minutes before halftime unluckily struck the foot of the retreating Stephen Mason. GHC's number 3 converted the ensuing penalty stroke confidently into the left hand-side of the goal.

A positive team-talk during the break reaffirmed BBHC's spirits and the second half brought no change to the score. The work-rate of Ashenden and Pendergast, and outstanding displays from Mason, Lee Humber and Mark Pellat in the BBHC defence kept GHC at bay. The only disappointments were the lack of width from BBHC for the last 50 minutes of the game, and the inability to convert a number of penalty corners near the end. These were obvious signs that this game was the squad's first of the season, but can surely be rectified in upcoming league matches.

Man of the match: Mark Pellat

[Andrei Mendis]

 

 

Saturday 11th November 2006

Men’s Results
BBHC 1st XI 5 - 1 Blackheath (A)
Andreas Labourt [5]
BBHC 2nd XI 2 - 1 Brighton and Hove (H)
Derren Westbrook, Allan Sains
BBHC 3rd XI 3 - 4 Sevenoaks (A)
Dave Humber [2]Andy Humber
BBHC 4th XI 4 - 0 Brombecks (H)
Darren Laws, James Smith, Martin Hickman, Kevin
BBHC 5th XI 2 - 3 Holcombe (A)
Sami Chana, Gareth Jones
BBHC 6th XI No Fixture
BBHC Vets 3 - 4 Purley (A)
Ian Palmer [3]

 

Sunday: England Hockey 2nd XI Trophy (1st round):
BBHC 2nd XI 10 – 0 Harrow 2nd X (H)
Mark Ashby [4] Allan Sains [4] Johnny Light, Andy Franklin

 

Ladies Results
BBHC 1st XI 0 - 2 Sevenoaks (H)
BBHC 2nd XI 0 - 5 Canterbury (A)
BBHC 3rd XI 0 - 3 Ashford (A)

 

Colts' Result (Sunday 12th November)
BBHC U14 Girls 1 - 0 Holcombe (H)

 

Men’s Reports

1st XI
Following a hard fought win against Eastbourne the week previous, BBHC travelled to Blackheath in the return a much anticipated local derby.

Starting brightly, BB opened the scoring inside 2 minutes with Player/Coach Andreas Labourt finishing expertly and grabbing the first of his 5 goals following great wing play from Jamie Perfitt. Indeed it was the hard work down the right from Myers, Stanley, and Perfitt that unsettled the Blackheath defence and allowed BB to create chance after chance. Following neat midfield interplay Labourt was on hand again to place the ball firmly inside the post of the Blackheath Goalie and the B’s were 2 up!

As the first half went on, BB looked to increase their advantage against a Blackheath team who were welcoming back 4 of their regular players. Pouncing on the opportunity, BB were able to make the most of their opponents indecision in the circle and Labourt completed his 1st half hat trick rounding four players before calmly slotting home under the advancing keeper. 0-3 at half time.

A stern half time talking to by Skipper Myers ensured BB did not take their foot of the gas and the boys lined up for the second half keen to extend their lead. Following great physical presence from the defence by Alfie Johnson and Ben Bradley, the ball was soon worked up to Labourt to notch number 4, slamming the ball in off the post. A harshly given yellow card to Johnson meant BB were down to 10 men for a few minutes and Blackheath made it count, scrambling a goal past the increasingly impressive BB goalie; Tom Golding.

As the clock wound down BB’s dominance was there to be seen. With 15 minutes to go Labourt recorded number 5 finishing a slick short corner routine. Indeed Labourt could have made it a personal tally of 6, if his baseball batted effort had not cruelly been deflected over – although I am sure he was happy with just the 5!

All in all a god team performance that moves the B’s up to 2nd spot. Folkestone at home next week: 2pm push back.

[Dan Lucas]

 

2nd XI
BBHC turned up hoping a repeat of last week’s goal fest against visiting side Brighton and Hove but after the first five minutes though, it was obvious that this was not the case. Brighton dominated BBHC from the start, playing the ball round well and pressurising the BBHC defence from the start. A few fantastic saves from Jordan Laws in goal kept the score level but it was not long before the visitors took the lead. BBHC managed to keep their heads up but if the game continued like this a pasting was looking imminent. Against the run of play though BBHC got the next goal, after a stupendous solo effort from Allan Saines. After casually beating two players (one handed) at the top of the D, he put a rocket of a shot across the keeper and into the net. Brighton did not take kindly to this and continued on a series of attacks but a tactical change in midfield saw Andy Franklin man marking Brighton’s danger man stopping many attacks before they had started.

BBHC soon took a shock lead towards the end of the half against the run of play. A well worked short corner saw Captain Derren Westbrook blast the ball home from 8 yards.

BBHC went in the break 2-1 up, surprised to be in front. The second half saw a more organised, sturdier BBHC come out. They defended well and countered regularly against the increasingly desperate Brighton. Brighton continued to create chances but constantly lacked the final touch to get them back in the game. BBHC nearly took the game out of reach with Andy Tither missing a couple of good chances. Despite these missed opportunities, BBHC ran out winners managing to keep Brighton at bay for the remainder of the game.

A disappointing performance, that BBHC must improve upon if they want to remain top of the league and win their cup game the next day against Harrow.

[Alex Webster]

 

2nd XI EH Trophy (Round 1) Game
After a disappointing performance in the league the day before, BBHC where hoping to show their true worth to Harrow in the 2nd XI Cup.

BBHC started off strongly and where 1-0 up with in five minutes after Allan Saines scored form a short corner. BBHC dominated Harrow and were creating chances at will. It was not long before the lead was extended after another BBHC goal. Harrow did make several forays into the BBHC half but these were quickly swept up by the BBHC defence. Come half time BBHC were 4-0 up and a white wash looked a real possibility.

Harrow must have had a similar thought adopting a half court press tactic, in an attempt to limit the humiliation. This tactic worked for a time and BBHC had difficulties creating chances but with Harrow refusing to push forward it was only a matter of time. Once the floodgate opened the goals flowed. Pick of the goals (and the only ones I can remember off hand) were Andy Franklin with a winding run into the D and slipping it passed the keeper and Allan Saines deceiving deflection on his reverse stick.

The game finished 10 – 0 with BBHC more than worthy winners. Goals came from Allan Saines [4], Mark Ashby [4] John Light and Andy Franklin. A deserved result, which could have easily been greater.

[Alex Webster]

 

3rd XI
After two weeks without a game and many a rusty joint BBHC started off slowly in their away fixture to Sevenoaks. BBHC managed to create several chances but no goals. Sevenoaks were slightly more successful in their attempts to score and got the only goal of the half against the run of play.

Sevenoaks came out strongly from the break and put BBHC on the back foot briefly but then Dave Humber scored two in quick succession with two well taken goals both deflected expertly passed the keeper. Despite the lead BBHC continued to push forward in an attempt to seal the victory, however, this left them exposed at the back and Sevenoaks managed to sneak to swift goals. With 7 minutes left a powerfully struck short corner from Andy Humber (not wanting son Dave to be the only Humber on the score sheet) looked like earning BBHC a point, but unfortunately Sevenoaks managed to get a late goal at the end to leave BBHC empty handed.

[Matt Thurlow]

 

4th XI
James Smith took the captain’s reins for this game and after a strong team talk setting out objectives for each person’s role in the game this was to prove a vital factor.

As the whistle went BBHC found themselves soaking up all the pressure barely breaking out of there own D however ten minutes in the break finally came as Ross Pearman picked up the ball on the right and with great forward pace ran the wing before providing a perfect ball to the top of their D with Keeper forced to advance Darren Laws deflected the ball round him to open the scoring. Having opened the scoring BBHC settled into the game and through the tactical positioning of Martin Hickman up front soon found him holding the ball up to set up Kevin and also open his own scoring account. Bromley and Beckenham almost replied with what had now turned into breakaway chance for them but only managed to find the post.

Half time came with a positive view but still a few things needed to improve and by the end of the game the goal tally should have been more with a disallowed goal and a few missed chance. BBHCw rapped up the Game with just one second half goal from stand-in captain James Smith after he lifted the ball with precision into the top left corner.

Final score 4-0 after a great team performance.

[Darren Laws]

 

5th XI
The early minutes of this game seemed to indicate that BBHC had learnt the lessons from the defeat of the previous week by taking the lead when Gareth Jones found himself unmarked in front of goal and made no mistake in putting the ball in the back of the net. Holcombe were undaunted and started to pressurise the vistors defence by closing down the defensive free hits and allowing few choices for clearing the ball. This approach was so successful that on two occasions a Holcombe forward, a natural 'cack-handed' player, 'mugged' the BBHC defence and scored each time. BBHC defence finally reasiled the error of their ways a started moving the ball wide to open a path throgh to their forward line, who frequently put the Holcombe goal under threat.The half-time team talk was obviously inspiring as soon after the restart the score was levelled when Joe Brown intercepted the ball on the reverse to lay on a pass for Sammy Chana to slot past the advancing 'keeper. Unfortunately BBHC then surrendered the mid-field to the opposition for a long period, which again put their defence under pressure, although James Breaker, in goal, was equal to everything that came his way. When they re-took the initiative towards the end of the half, BBHC had a number of opportunities to take all the points, Martin Agyie crashing the ball waist high against the post following an outstanding run through the defence and Sammy Chana forcing a fine save from the Holcombe keeper, his follow-up shot hitting the the wrong side of the goal netting. In the dying minutes, BBHC were awarded a penalty corner from which not only did they not score, but allowed the Holcombe defence to make a quick upfield clearance to their 'cack-handed' striker. Clearly not put off by the prospect of of buying a 'hat-trick' jug, he ensured that Holcombe collected maximum points by slipping the ball past the stranded goal-keeper.

[Steve Webster]

 

Vets
The phrases 'BBHC' and 'back-to-back defeats' are rarely heard together, but it is my sad duty to report that they were bedfellows this weekend. We travelled to Purley, and lost 4-3. We were behind and then levelled three times, but Purley's last goal did for us. They scored at the very end of each half, indeed the whistle was blown for half time almost between the time it took the ball to cross our goal line and it hitting the back board. That was hard to take.

We lost for one reason only. Purley play a different style of hockey to the rest of the grass conference. They don't stop for anything. A ball hits a player (of either team) soundly on the toe? They carry on. A ball is aimed smartly at another player's throat? Carry on. A whistle is blown gently? Carry on! It doesn't matter whose toe, throat or advantage it is. They keep going. When a strong whistle does go against them they beat the ball into the hedges before any further harm can be done. BBHC? We do the other thing. A ball thuds into our shin pad? We stop. An elbow in our face? We look at an umpire. A free hit in our favour? We regroup, have a rest, and carry on in a minute or two. The umpire indicates that he has seen an offence in our favour? We wait for a whistle, which astonishingly may or may not arrive. Two of Purley's goals came as a result of defence seizure (their other two I have no problem with - Purley are not only relentless, they are also very skilful). It was disappointing because we (the captain included) did not learn our lesson until it was too late, but good education is expensive. Still, not many teams put three past Purley, and we can be pleased with that. It was, in stark contrast with last week's war against Masonians, the most pleasant game we have had against Purley for many a long year.

All the goals were scored by Ian, but although in any other society this would attract a Morris award, he ended up on the receiving end of the Doris, because he woefully missed a penalty (taken without reference to the captain), his first penalty miss in 104 years apparently. Veterans hockey rarely sees penalties. This game had two, both to us, one in each half. Ian scored the second (also taken without reference to the captain). The Morris went to Francis who was umpiring, but did so faultlessly. Purley are known for pressurising umpires (thank heavens we don't have any of that in our team). Francis attracted no challenge to his authority, in spite of some brave (but correct) decisions, because of his no-messing umpiring persona. The game was much the better for his performance.

Thanks are due to Alex, Frank and the captain for driving, Francis for umpiring, and Clayton for going in goal, a role he performed well. Graeme was unable to play having sustained cracked ribs in last week's battle. The injury was not sustained through a bruising collision with an attacker as reported last week - it was Koki who inflicted this injury on Graeme. Graeme insisted that I point out this factual inaccuracy. I have done so, but must also council readers that factual accuracy has never been a leading editorial policy in the production of the vets update.

Annual subs were received from Simon and Koki. Thank you.

The season so far. Played 5. Won 1. Drawn 2. Lost 2. Goals for 16. Goals against 15. Hmmmm.

Next week we are at home to Kenley. There is a feeling amongst the ranks that we need only turn up to win this one. That way lies disaster. Push back 2.15

 

Colts' Report

 

U14 Girls
There is very little to say about this game other than:

WOW, FANTASTIC!!!

Every team member played their socks off, it would not be possible to name a ‘man of the match’, and every single one of them deserved the title for this week.

An exciting game for players and spectators alike.

A great win and well deserved!!!

Milly Palmer, Hannah Johnson, Lauren Frankis, Kirendeep Dhinsa, Alysia Annett, Emma Miles, Sorcha Crowley, Humaira Zahir, Maddy Zahir, Annie Hawes, Ellie Kember-Hollands & Hazel.

[Dee Palmer]

 

Saturday 4th November 2006

Men’s Results
BBHC 1st XI 1 - 0 Eastbourne 1st XI (H)
Mark Ashby [FG]
BBHC 2nd XI 9 - 0 Horsham (A)
Allan Saines [4], Phil Price, Paul Harvey, Andy Tither, Steve Rudducks, Derren Westbrook
BBHC 3rd XI No Fixture
BBHC 4th XI 2 - 6 Maidstone (A)
Martin Hickman, ……TBC
BBHC 5th XI 2 - 3 Cobdown 1st XI (H)
Joe Brown [FG], Udi Jayasuriya [PC]
BBHC 6th XI 2 - 1 Old Bordenians (A)
Gareth Jones [FG] Tarin Chana [FG]
BBHC Vets 1 - 2 Masonians (H)
Simon Brown [FG]

 

Ladies Results
BBHC 1st XI 1 - 2 Hertford (A)
Julie Summer-Bayley [PC]
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 3 Tunbridge Wells (A)
Sarah Whale [FG]
BBHC 3rd XI 4 - 5 Holcombe (A)

 

Colts' Result
BBHC U14 Boys 0 - 2 Folkestone (H)

 

Men’s Reports

1st XI
After last weeks well fought win, BBHC were hoping for great things for the visit of high flying Eastbourne.

BBHC started off the stronger team and it was not long before the home side had won their first short corner. However, despite the well worked routine this amounted to nothing. Eastbourne were lacking upfront and rarely failed to penetrate into BBHC’s 25. The half finished 0-0 after some scrappy play in midfield, with neither team able to string many passes together.

The 2nd half continued in much the same vane with neither side creating much upfront. The scrappiness in midfield continued and with the midfield failing to make chances for the forwards, it was down to BBHC top scorer Mark Ashby to create his own. Mugging the Eastbourne defence and after beating the last defender saw his shot diverted into the net by a back running defender.

Eastbourne finally took this as a sign to get going and put BBHC under pressure. The best chance came from a shot corner, which Tom Golding in goal saved well. BBHC managed to hold onto the end to win the game 1-0.

A lack-lustre performance which BBHC will need to build on for next week’s game.

Goals: Mark Ashby [FG}

MoM – Tom Golding – Good short corner saves DoD – Ben Bradley – Boozing in a “homosexual” night club the night before a game.

[Alex Webster]

2nd XI
BBHC hoped to keep pressure on the top of the table with a good result to Horsham. Both teams started off well but it was not long before BBHC began to show there class. They dominated the game and finally took the lead through Paul Harvey, who took the ball in from a short corner and put it in the roof of the net.

Horsham then took the game by the scruff of the neck and put BBHC under a long spell of pressure. But despite this they were unable to trouble the brightly coloured Jordan Laws in goal. Against the run of play BBHC extended their lead through Allan Saines from another short corner. This opened the flood gates and another 4 followed before half time

Horsham picked up their game in the second half but failed to penetrate much into BBHC’s D and test the keeper. BBHC continued with occasional attacks and put another three away before the final whistle. Final score 9-0, which leaves BBHC top of the table.

Goals: Allan Saines (4) Steve Rudducks, Phil Price, Derren Wesbrook, Paul Harvey, Andy Tither

MoM – Andy Tither

[Adrian Webster]

 

5th XI
This was a game which demonstrated that taking advantage of goal scoring opportunities is the key to winning matches and that both forward lines need lessons in placing the ball in the net.

The visitors we quick to take the initiative applying pressure to the BBHC defence and created a number of early opportunities, but were unable to capitalise from their early dominance. Gradually the home side fought back and forced the visitors to concede a couple of penalty corners which the failed to convert. It was at this stage the Cobdown's efforts were rewarded when their policy of attacking with four or five players found one of their men unmarked and with only the goal keeper to beat, took advantage of an easy chance. It was however not much later in the half that the visitors proved how easily chances can be wasted by placing the ball wide of the post from only a few feet. Accordingly BBHC were quite relieved to reach half time with only a single goal deficit.

After the break, BBHC renewed their attacks but their inability to control the midfield meant that the ball was swiftly brought back to their end of the pitch, of which Cobdown took full advantage with two goals; one from open play and one a follow-up shot from a penalty corner. It was now that BBHC decided to prove how easy it is to not to score when Joe Brown was unable to intercept a ball in front of an open goal and Udi hit the post from close range. The same two players did however redeem themselves shortly afterwards, each scoring to bring the game back to 2-3. Not to be outdone Cobdown then missed a chance to take the game away for BBHC when a shot wide of the post was more difficult than placing the ball in the net. James Isteed, in goal, kept BBHC in the game with a fine save from a flick shot from a penalty corner and Alex Webster was denied a goal at the other end when his follow-up flick at a penalty corner was saved on the line by a defender. More attacking play by BBHC failed to improve their score and they were disappointed that they were unable to salvage even one point.

Goals Joe Brown [FG], Udi Jagesuriya [PC]

[Steve Webster]

 

6th XI
Despite an ordinary performance, the B’s just about did enough to win this game. It means that as we enter next week’s break from matches, we can look back upon a run that has seen us win three and draw two games since our opening match, where we were beaten by an odd goal against the league leaders. Indeed, as we enter this break the team is sitting in third place and everybody deserves a pat on the back for this achievement. Nonetheless, Saturday’s performance was a little disappointing and was a reminder that this team needs to continue to push hard and turn this season into a fantastic one, something we have the potential for. Saturday’s match saw David Corker absent as he jets off on his travels – a big thank you to Dave and his contribution to our season so far, we hope you enjoy your time away.

In terms of the match itself, the team welcomed debutant Patrick Boateng to the team and his energy looks like it could be a real asset to us as for the remainder of the season. A solid defence proved to be the foundation for this victory – old head Andre led the way and youngster Mark Pellat should be congratulated on what was a very mature performance from someone playing way out of position.

Individually, our young team played well but were disjointed as a group. However, as has been the case every game this year, the effort put in was never at fault. Goals from Tarrin and Jones saw us establish a 2-0 lead before conceding late in the second half. The match finished 2-1, and the run continues. Well done and thanks to all.

[Tom Barnett]

 

Vets
This week we hosted Masonians. What a horrible, horrible game it was, and I cannot identify why. Before the game everyone was friendly, and both sides seemed intent on a jolly afternoon in the sunshine. An hour later we were at each other's throats, and being decidedly rude and aggressive to each other. Injuries were sustained. Umpiring interventions were necessary (of which more later). No one enjoyed this game, and worst of all, for the first time since early March, we lost, 1-2. I am pleased to report however that in spite of the snarling, hacking and seriously unpleasant nature of the game, bridges were built in the dressing room and bar, and by the time Masonians left (they had a very long journey back to West London) we were each able to declare what splendid fellows we all were. Bonhomie reigned. It was, without a doubt, a group demonstration of social sophistication of the first order by both sides.

Having said that, I have only two criticisms of Masonians. Firstly they told me before the game that to make up numbers they had to bring an under age player. We have all had to do this from time to time, so that is fair. But the player in question was not only seriously young, but he was skilful and fast as well. My criticism is that they chose to put this player in the centre of midfield from where he bossed the game totally. Fielding an under-aged player is one thing. Allowing the game to be dominated by him is another. Still, had the result been different I doubt that I would even have mentioned it, but ethics become important when you lose. My second criticism is even more serious. Half of the Masonian team sported the most alarmingly pink socks, and I would like to ask why the other half of the team were not wearing them. These socks were magnificent, and I am now considering a colour change for our own side (and I can tell you, Paul Harvey, it won't be Navy Blue!)

And so to the details. It is with mixed feelings that I can tell you that Simon Brown will not be buying us all dinner at the end of the season. Playing up front for the first time, not only did he score our goal, he did so with a reverse-stick flick which was clinical in execution. His unbridled joy was a sight for sore eyes (actually, by this point in the game most of us had sore bits, not only eyes). However my worst fears were realised when Simon was reluctant to retake his place in defence. He has now developed a taste for goal-scoring which I fear may be insatiable. Fortunately, the free end-of-season dinner could still be available, because Koki has now announced that he too would like to score, seeing how easy it is. The same punitive penalty applies if he fails. He has until April.

Graeme was heroic in goal, but suffered some severe bruising to the ribs after a bludgeoning first-half interaction with a Masonian attacker, and although he played on, he was clearly inconvenienced by it. In the second half he was heroic a second time when the game carried on whilst Graeme was prone on the goal-line with the ball lodged between his helmet and the back of his neck. This didn't stop Masonian players attempting to put the ball across the line, taking Graeme's head with it if necessary. Masonians rightly claimed that Graeme was not making much of an attempt to move away from the ball, but in his defence, by that point he may well have been dead already. Mercifully Graeme was able to leave the field unaided at the end of the game, but he was rather quiet in the bar.

I must also report that late in the game Mr Brown (yes, him again) was invited by the umpire to stand in an area not on the pitch, after he (Mr Brown), following some relentless Neanderthal stick tackling by a Masonian, was moved to thrust the bendy end of his stick deep into said Masonian's stomach with alarming force (alarming for the Masonian). In the interests of the game not descending into chaos, both players were invited to seek alternative employment for the afternoon. It is interesting to note that the Masonian player was the afore-mentioned spotty youth, and with immediate effect the game turned in our favour, and several times we came close to levelling the game. What a difference one player makes - and why did Simon not do that thing earlier? I am at pains to point out that Simon was not sent off. No card was shown. An invitation was given, which Simon accepted. As such, the BBHC disciplinary committee need take no interest, and can have another week off.

Thanks are due to Ken for umpiring (his first game - not an easy start). He blows the whistle authoritatively (randomly, but authoritatively), and orange becomes him.

No Morrises were awarded (not even to first time goal scorers) for this was not a game of which to celebrate anything. Graeme might have got it, but he gets Morrises so often these days they mean nothing to him any more. Two Dorises were therefore available. One went to Mr Brown for accepting the umpire's invitation, and the second went to Arthur for substituting himself (I suspect in a fit of pique after being on the receiving end of some sustained physical assault) without reference to the captain. He was limping rather a lot, and sadly, I must tell you that Arthur's ankle has the look of a long-term injury, so I am urgently looking for someone from the side who will take over and tell us all to f**k off on a regular basis.

Those who remained late at the club were treated to the sounds of the Danson Park Firework display - an impressive local pyrotechnic celebration of 17th century religious bigotry.

The season so far. Played 4. Won 1. Drawn 2. Lost 1. Goals for 13. Goals against 11.

Next week we are away to Purley. This is one of the harder fixtures of the season and I am looking for a strong side. Last year they failed to beat us on either occasion. We are leaving (not meeting, leaving) at 12.45. Please confirm availability if you have not done so already. Offers to drive?

I received cheques for £132 from Alex, Francis and Jagi. Thank you. Eight of the squad have now paid their subs, and can sleep easy. Eight have not. De-selection will be forced upon me soon I fear.

Goals: Simon Brown [FG]

[Mark Betteney]

 

Ladies Reports

1st XI
BBHC Ladies 1st XI travelled to Hertford. Who, so far this season were undefeated at home.

The first half started with a high tempo and each side had a number of chances to get the opening goal. Unfortunately due to “beach-like” conditions, a BBHC short corner failed to “come out” properly and Hertford took advantage of this. After picking up the ball they made a quick break and managed to open their account.

The second half began much like the first and Hertford started to apply pressure. BBHC had a number of opportunities but BBHC failed to punish Hertford. The home side gained yet another short corner. The first shot was stopped by Captain Sally Wallace, but the rebound deflected off a BBHC stick and lobbed over the keeper and into the goal.

BBHC fought back and but it wasn’t until the last few minutes that they pulled one back. A short corner was awarded and after the ball deflected off the #1 runner Sharon Young regained control and passed to Julie SB, who cracked it into the back of the net. Final score 1-2.

Goals: Julie Summer-Bayley

[Karen Hall]

 

2nd XI
BBHC 2nd XI visited Tunbridge Wells on a sunny Saturday afternoon. Both sides started off well and created several opportunities, but neither could claim a goal. BBHC’s defence stood strong and limited the T.W attacks. It was 2 minutes before half time when BBHC took the lead after a hit outside the opposition D was deflected in by Sarah Whale.

Just as the half time whistle was about to blow, BBHC gave TW an early Christmas present by losing possession in defence and the 1 on 1 with Sarah Brine in goal left the score at 1-1 at half time.

After a strong team talk at half time, a confident 2nd XI stepped out on the pitch confident of leaving at the end with some points. This was not the case, however, despite the strong defending from BBHC they could not prevent a further 2 goals from T.W. being converted and went home empty handed.

Goals: Sarah Whale [FG]

 

Colts' Report

U14 Boys
After the previous match’s draw with local rivals Burnt Ash, BBHC U14s were hoping to improve on this with a victory against visitors Folkestone.

BBHC started off on the back foot when Folkestone caught them napping with attack straight from the centre. BBHC defence stood firm though and managed to repel the attack, however, it was not long until Folkestone took the lead with a break away goal. As the half progressed BBHC started to look stronger and had several break away attacks themselves but failed to convert. Folkestone continued to play well though and could have extended the lead if not for the BBHC keeper.

The 2nd half saw a stronger BBHC come, out. After a strong team talk from coach Ravi Chana, BBHC finally began to utilise there width and created several good chances. This new found width though was exposed by Folkestone who penetrated through the defence and managed to score another break away goal. After this setback BBHC stood solid but were unable to find away back into the game.

Final score 0-2, a fair score line to a game that saw BBHCs recent defensive training sessions come into practise well.

[Alex Webster]

 

 

Saturday 28th October 2006

Men’s Results
BBHC 1st XI 3 - 2 Sutton Valence (A)
BBHC 2nd XI 3 - 0 Sutton Valence (H)
BBHC 3rd XI No Fixture
BBHC 4th XI 2 - 1 HSBC (H)
BBHC 5th XI 4 - 1 Burnt Ash (A)
BBHC 6th XI 2 - 2 Burnt Ash (H)
BBHC Vets 5 - 2 Blackheath (A)

 

Kent Cup
BBHC 1st XI 3 - 7 Canterbury (H)

 

Ladies Results
BBHC 1st XI 3 - 1 Gore Court (H)
BBHC 2nd XI 1 - 2 Meopham (H)
BBHC 3rd XI 0 - 3 Greenwich Polygons (H)

 

Colts' Result
BBHC U14 Girls 2 - 10 BromBecks (H)

 

Mens Reports

1st XI
Matches against Sutton Valence have traditionally been tightly fought affairs and this game was no different. We started well and put the Sutton Valence defence under pressure early on. It was only a matter of time before we took the lead, Mark Ashby tapping in to end a fine move. SV rallied though and clawed a goal back from a short corner, the hapless Ben Bradley deflecting the ball past Tom Golding in goal. However, we were not dispirited and continued to press forward, winning a series of short corners, one of which was converted by Andres Labourt. A further goal for Ashby (this time from the flick spot) followed and, although SV pulled one back later in the game, the result never really looked in doubt as we won more short corners and even a further flick (which Ashby missed).
Mom - Sam/Simon - good games
Dod - Kevin - Santa rides a motorbike

[Simon Myers]

 

Sunday – Kent Cup
If ever there was a tale of two halves, this was it. In the first half we were excellent. We defended well as a team and, thanks to a goal from Peter Stanley from a short corner and some superb saves from Gareth in goal, were 1-0 up at half time. As expected, Canterbury came at us hard in the second half. They scored a couple of early goals to go 2-1 up, but we kept trying to play our hockey and eventually equalised through a fantastic solo effort from Kevin King. So it was 2-2 with less that 15 minutes to go. Unfortunately though, the effects of a hard game the previous day were then seen. As our tiredness increased, Canterbury created more and more pressure and won several short corners. Unhelpfully for us they also seemed to have some chap who could drag flick. He rocketed a couple in to take the game beyond our grasp. Andres scored a consolation goal late on, but the damage had been done. Final score 7-3.
Mom - Gareth - outstanding saves
Dod - Gareth - apparently current Club Treasurer and 1st team regular Ben Bradley has left the Club.

[Simon Myers]

 

2nd XI
After last week’s disappointing result, BBHC hoped to put their campaign back on track hosting Sutton Valence.

Both sides started out strongly but it was BBHC who created the best of the chances. Several short corners were won but BBHC were unable to convert though from any of the chances. Sutton Valence by no means let BBHC have it their own way and created several good attacks but were any able to test Jordan Laws in goal. BBHC took the lead after Paul Harvey took the ball into the D from a short corner and placed it into the roof of the net. Soon after it looked as if BBHC had doubled their lead after Allan Saines had a short corner deflected into the net but a controversial decision by the umpire saw it disallowed. The score stayed at 1-0 until the turnaround.

The second half saw a determined Sutton Valence continue to fight but struggled to penetrate the BBHC defence. The visitors won several short corners but failed to test the keeper. Allan Saines finally got his reward for all his running with a goal. The keeper managed to save his original short but the ball dropped back in front of Allan to half-volley it home in style. BBHC cemented the victory with another short corner struck home by debutant David Pike.

A good comeback result after a tough away game last week. Next week a trip to Horsham.

[Alex Webster]

 

4th XI
A strong HSBC side visited Erith astro to take on the inconsistent 4th XI. The first half was a close affair with both sides creating many chances. BBHC were first off the mark though when Andy Humber scored. It was not long before HSBC replied though pouncing on mistakes at the back.

The second half produced more end to end hockey with both teams again producing many chances. BBHC came out eventual winners after Ben Page converted a short corner, despite the early break by the defence. Despite the numerous appeals that the short corner should have been retaken due to the early break, the goal stood. BBHC held on for the remaining 10 minutes and came out victors.

[Alex Webster]

 

5th XI
The 5th team, renamed Dave Hockey Club for the day in recognition of the five in the side performed well against Burnt Ash.

The only advantage to being an old fat hockey player is that you recognise all the old fat hockey players in the opposition. Familiarity with our local rivals meant that we could adopt tactics specifically designed to neutralise the opposition.

Burnt Ash was mostly a mature, experienced side. Quick to react to opportunities but not quick about the pitch. We played a game of pressing up on players as soon as they received the ball to discomfort them and as a consequence possession was often gifted to us. Martin Agi was placed in a man marking role on their one young, skillfull player and effectively marked him out of the game. Tasked with following the player wherever he went, Martin neutralised him as an attacking force and was able to intercept many passes. So close did he stay that I hear they are now engaged.

With one man detailed for close marking we played a 3-3-3 formation. Frustration with not getting the ball caused the Ash player to drop more, taking Martin with him. This effectively boosted our options in the mid-field. With the back three pushing up to the half at all opportunities, we were able to keep the ball in Ash’s territory for substantial periods of the game.

Starting with 11, a late arriving 12th man considerably improved Ash’s attacking in the latter part of the first half. Although three goals up in the first half, we allowed Ash back into it when an underweighted back pass was gifted to this forward in space. Two on two, Ash skilfully played around the defenders and keeper to get back into the game.

At half time Darren Laws was detailed to man mark the new arrival, but unaccountably Ash pushed him high up the pitch allowing the back three to comfortably contain him. A tactical error on their part.

The second half was mostly of Dave pressure, but only one further goal was scored. Ash did have a few opportunities, but they were increasingly of the break away type. There were only a couple of genuine scary momments; one fluffed, another leading to a fine save from Jim Jackson.

There were few short corners against with none being much of a threat, most of our shorts leading to shots.

High points: Sami’s goal on the reverse, Jim’s stick save and the team maintaining purpose and shape during the rolling substitutions. A well worked victory. Well done Daves and non-Daves alike..

[Jonathan Rooks]

 

Vets
It is with unrestrained joy that I can report that once again all is well with the world. We travelled to a rearranged Blackheath fixture with a strong side and administered a sizable pasting on the club's behalf. The only cloud on the horizon was that at one point we were winning 3-1 and as that third goal went in the captain heard himself thinking that we were home and dry, which is a phrase used at 3-1 up earlier in the season at Addiscombe. At 3-2 it then looked briefly as if the Addiscombe performance was going to be revisited, but no. The final score line of 5-2 flattered our opposition. We were much the better side.

Highlights of the game? I will list them in no order of chronology or importance, because I am already on the outside of a sizable quantity of Shiraz this fine Sunday afternoon, and the game is hazy. The total of seven virtually open goals corporately missed by Anup, Roy and Ian must feature heavily in any match report. Two goals scored by Clayton (neither of which he knew much about, but it's not how, but how many in the captain's opinion) were very welcome. For the benefit only of Simon Brown I would like to mention that the captain scored one from open play, as did Roy and Ian. There was some unpleasantness during the first half when Blackheath should have conceded a short corner from an agricultural football-style tackle in the D (a penalty in any other level of hockey) but on failing to hear a whistle (because it never came) Blackheath chose to go straight up the other end and score. The captain would like to report that, in the interests of what had previously been a friendly and pleasant game, his response was calm, collected and consiliatory . However that would be a lie of the first order, and in hindsight petulent and provocative would be more accurate descriptions. In my defence it is a truth universally recognised that if you can't get a bit worked up whilst playing hockey there is no point in playing, and I was only voicing what everyone (including Blackheath, the cheating “people born of unmarried parents”) were thinking. But I'm calm again now.

Although we had a very strong team indeed, (in fact we travelled with 12 players, plus umpire, and even Anup was there on time - hoorah!) three of our stalwarts (collosi of the squad) were missing, namely Arthur (injured), Simon (knackered from travelling - can you believe he actually emailed me from Barbados to tell me he was reading his emails in Barbados, but not to worry because he would be available to play), and Peter (bereavement - see below). When we are all available (I know - but even captains can dream) we are a considerable force to be reckoned with.

It is with sadness that I report that Peter was unable to play because his cat died on the morning of the game. Had he been at the clubhouse to hear the sympathetic tones of the rest of the team he would have been moved to some considerable emotion.

The Morris and Doris were chosen by Alex, who hates this kind of decision-making process because he does not like to offend anyone (I did it all last season and loved every minute!). As he announced the Morris you could see Clayton getting out of his chair the receive deserved recognition for his two goals, but his face was a picture as the award went to Graeme for keeping goal effectively (Graeme's major tactic this week being to fall over and land on anyone taking a shot on goal - a method learnt, I believe, from Mr Whiteacre, but it seems to work). Alex awarded the Doris to himself, to gasps of approbation from all and sundry. Surely it should have gone to Jagi for failing to be appropriately attired during the game (Jagi cited a domestic laundry misunderstanding which carries no weight in the vets). It is true that Alex's performance was poor by his own standards (indeed by anyone's) but Doris self-awardance is a disciplinary offence at this level.

Thanks are due to Guru for umpiring (he was very good indeed - the captain is working on signing him up), and to Roy, Ian, and Alex for driving.

So the season so far. Played 3. Won 1. Drawn 2. Goals for 12. Goals against 9.

Next week we are at home to Masonians. If you have not told me already, please confirm availability. Now that the clocks have gone back, it will be a 2.15 start (that's 2.15 start).

By the way the deadline for receiving subs is the end of October. So far I have collected 4 lots of subs (well done Peter, Ken and Roy). You may have set up standing orders that I don't know about. I hope so. If this is the case, tell me. The club is enforcing a no subs, no selection policy this year. Please guys, pay up next week. £132. Cheques preferred.

[Mark Betteney]

 

Colts' Report

Girls U14s
Well done girls, an excellent effort.

Both halves saw a lot of action in the BBHC ‘D’, Milly was kept very busy in goal, some excellent saves (Kim Selby said she deserved man of the match). Ellie had an excellent game, as always, she worked extremely hard. Lots of running and tackling from Lauren. Hannah played her heart out. Goals were scored by Maddy and Sorcha, well done both of you, two excellent goals and well deserved, you worked hard for them.

Milly Palmer, Hannah Johnson, Lauren Frankis, Kirendeep Dhinsa, Alysia Annett, Emma Miles, Sorcha Crowley, Humaira Zahir, Maddy Zahir, Annie Hawes, Ellie Kember-Hollands.

[Dee Palmer]

 

 

Saturday 21st October 2006

Men's Results
BBHC 1st XI 4 - 5 Tunbridge Wells (H)
(Ashby 2 [FG, PS], K King [FG], Lucas [FG])
BBHC 2nd XI 4 - 7 Penguins (A)
(P Price [FG], Sains [FG])
BBHC 3rd XI 1 - 0 Tunbridge Wells (H)
(A Humber [FG])
BBHC 4th XI 0 - 2 Herne Bay (A)
BBHC 5th XI 5 - 0 Gillingham Anchorians (H) (Walkover)
BBHC 6th XI 6 - 1 Maidstone (A)
(G Jones 2 [2FG], S Dhinsa [FG], K Chana [FG], R Chana [FG], T Chana [FG])
BBHC Vets 4 - 4 NPL (Bullerados) (A)
(Little [FG], Loft [FG], McLaren [FG], I Palmer [FG])

 

Ladies' Results
BBHC 1st XI 0 - 0 Stevenage (A)
BBHC 2nd XI No Fixture
BBHC 3rd XI No Fixture

 

Men's Reports

1st XI
[Alex Webster]
The unbeaten 1st XI hosted Tunbridge Wells on cold day at Erith astro. BBHC started off the stronger side and created several opportunities winning several short corners, but were unable to convert. It was T.W that took the lead though after T.W won a short corner on a rare attack, flicking passed the outstretched Tom Golding in goal.

BBHC soon equalised though after Andreas Labourt rounded the D with the ball and crossed the ball to leave Mark Ashby to finish from close range. This did not last long though as T.W again too k the lead after converting a controversially won short corner, finished off with a neat flick. In the dispute over the controversial short corner, Andreas Labourt received a yellow card. In an almost identical situation 5 minutes later, Ian Cole was also sent off after disputing another controversial short corner, which T.W again converted.

A 9 man BBHC team came out for the 2nd half and were soon back to full strength after some strong defending. However, this didn’t stop T.W and they further extended the lead after they finished well from the top of the D with an LBZ.

T.W were soon to feel the wrath of the harsh umpiring as they lost a man.. BBHC took full advantage of this with Kevin King finishing in style on his reverse stick. BBHC continued to fight and again closed the gap with Dan Lucas finishing with a classy deflection. T.W put the game out of reach though with a quick break away goal.

The last final minutes of the game were frantic after Mark Ashby scored a pee flick leaving the score at 5-4.. The game finished on a sour note with Mark Ashby being sent off for a string of poor tackles.

Man of the Match: Sam Ashenden and Mark Ashby
Richard of the Day: Ian Cole

 

2nd XI
[Alex Webster]
The 2nd XI travelled to Worthing to face Penguins. A broken down car meant that BBHC had no time to prepare before the game. But despite this took the lead through Phil Price. Poor defending thought meant that BBHC let in several goals in quick succession and went into half time 4-1 down.

Penguins further there lead until Phil Price and Allan Saines pulled a couple back. BBHC never looked like winning though as Penguins extended the lead to 7-3 before Phil Price completed his hat-trick to leave the final score at 7-4. A more than disappointing result from the 2nd XI.

 

3rd XI
[Alex Webster]
After a strong start to the season the 3rd Xi played host to Tunbridge Wells. BBHC started off the stronger side creating several good attacks, despite this they were unable to convert this into goals. T.W defended well but were also unable to penetrate the home sides 25. The rest of the half was fought out in the midfield with the best chance falling to T.W but was well matched by Jim Jackson.

The second half started off brightly for BBHC, scoring within the first 2 minutes. BBHCs direct attack finished off well by Andy Humber. The rest of the half continued in the same vane as the first half., with BBCH and T.W fighting out the game in the midfield but no more noticeable chances were created. Final score 1 – 0. A good result after a difficult win.

 

5th XI
[Alex Webster]
The 5th Xi were due to play Gillingham Anchorians but the visitors were unable to field a full side with a keeper and were forced to forfeit. A 5-0 victory.

A friendly game did take place though with BBHC winning 4-2 with goals from Alex Webster (2), Udi Jayasuriya and Rohan Chana. Martin Agyei guested and scored for the opposition.

 

6th XI
[Tom Barnett]
BBHC continued their impressive start to the season with a 6-1 hammering over Maidstone. Whilst the score line perhaps flattered the visitors the B’s were undoubtedly good value for the 3 points. The half time break saw the teams level after a first half 0-0 stalemate. This was largely due to some impressive keeping by young keeper James and was a fair reflection of the half as both teams had chances to score.

The second half however, was a completely different story. BBHC raced to a 2-0 lead within 2 minutes of the second half restart. Despite conceding breakaway goal to make it 2-1, BBHC pushed on and showed great character to win the game 6-1. Jones was unfortunate not to score a hat-trick after a disallowed goal, that would have been just reward for the impressive youngster. Nonetheless, man of the match went to Karan whose was work rate was exceptional throughout the game. The performance and consistency shown by this group of youngsters over the last 3 weeks has been exceptional, and the results that they have picked up are a fair reflection on how this team has improved already this season.

 

Veterans
[Anup Arulappu]
After hosting our Vets tournament the previous week end this opposition - a combination of their Bulldogs and Desperados - were expected to provide us with a stern test particularly as we were missing the likes of Bettaney, Perman and Richmond. Nonetheless after Mark Whitacre had speedily driven six of the team halfway round the M25 we arrived at Teddington with increased hopes after learning that our traditional nemesis, Gigi was not playing. Ian Palmer organised the side, wisely placing himself in a central midfield role and playing a solid 4-3-2 formation. Yes, I know that that adds up to only 9 outfield players because we were without Anup! NPL loaned us their Raj (who had starred for us before in exactly the same circumstances as last season) until Anup's arrival at half time at which point he switched sides and gave us more trouble than he had caused to his own team in the first half! (Hmmm? - a game for Gentleman?)

Rather surprisingly we took the the lead when Roy knocked in a long diagonal hit from Ken, which had been helped on by Ian. NPL responded when a cross from the right was swept in first time by one of the attackers. Another goal followed when a "short" was poorly defended, - and we turned around 2-1 down. We suffered another goal but all of our players kept their form and after many unsuccessful attacks Clayton and Ian put us on level terms, 3-3. Ian played very well and played and showed how adept he is at creating spaces for others and dribbling on the wings and crossing, when he is not playing as an out and out striker (can I use that in hockey?) With NPL still catching their breath the goal to end all goals came from Alex...... it was Auden, Yeates, Shelly and Keats - sheer poetry. A reverse stick chip over a crowded goal mouth from about 8 metres out from the left side. What was more amazing were his claims after were his claims afterwards that he meant to do it!!! (anything to avoid a jug.)

Our brief lead was dashed when their No. 93 - a deft (the vowel is "e" not "a") left hander of considerable physical presence (is he numbered after the local bus?) experience and, it must be said, sportsmanship, slipped away from our much less battle scarred Ken (a boy relatively new to his hockey stick) who was meant to be marking him and took a one off shot from the edge of the D after a cross from the right. 4-4. No goals followed but in the dying minutes one of their players had a "night follows day" (dead cert) chance with only the goal keeper to beat and bags of time. As were the deja-vu-ing last February's 6-5 loss in the last minute sickner, he fluffed it - an incredible let off but one that certainly was deserved. Koki, jag, Frank and Francis played blinders and mark made two world-class saves. We were treated to a pleasant tea and beers afterwards and we felt we had been in a good match with genuinely good performances from each of our players. Morris and Dorris? I don't remember - we were such a solid unit. You'll have to fight for your places Mark, Peter and Graham! (or buy them back at the bar!).

 

Ladies' Reports

1st XI
[Jenny Seale]
The ladies 1sts were unlucky to draw 0-0 with Stevenage despite fighting hard throughout the game. A tense match that despite good chances from both sides finishing off in stalemate.

Noticeable moments in the match including:

Stevenage producing some fantastic stick tackles (allegedly) – with Debbie Henderson taking one across the knee. BBHC defended numerous short corners managing to keep a clean sheet. Georrgina Light having an awesome strike at goal from a short corner but was just over the backboard. Ali Prior made some excellent runs and passes down the line. She also had a big collision with one of the opposition. - landing gracefully as always……….. This earned her Richard of the Day. Jenny Seale had a good game, managing to keep out of trouble after “deliberately” undercutting a sideline hit.

Player of the match – Jenny Seale
Richard of the Day -Ali Prior